A cheap boy who can make you laugh and fall in love but will leave you! He will cheat on you multiple times. Has a small dick and will be a 40 year old virgin. He will be a predator to your children, will leave you for somebody way below your level and probably thinks he’s big sh** but really he’s nothing.
Hey did you here about Jose Delacruz dating that new ugly girl that’s 2 grades lower.
A Jose Bustamante is a chubby Mexican with a bald head who Everyone teases because why not, he’s a Jose Bustamante! It’s funny! Don’t be A Jose bustamante
Don’t be a Jose Bustamante cries like a little girl when his tacos have too much salsa or his Grande White skinny Vanilla Latte is too Hot at Starbucks then complains to the manager. He pets everyone’s little doggies and makes baby noises. He’s that friend who drinks too much when you go out then pees his pants. Don’t Be a Jose Bustamante