A short godlike human being who is often bullied by his friends for his height (5’3”). He is not worshipped but everybody knows that he is a god and will fuck anybody he wants.
by Videos.com April 16, 2022
Get the Harry Johnsonmug. Jack Johnson is a cute, Fine boy. Has Love and trust issues, Crack head, Funny AF. Jack is mostly Gay or Bisexual. He is so kind. If he had a Boy-Friend he would risk his life for him. His love matters so much to him.! He gets easily depressed. Get easy anxiety. If you are friends or in a relation ship with Jack J. You are a very lucky person
by TEEHEEMF February 27, 2020
Get the Jack Johnsonmug. by henriididit August 10, 2016
Get the jenn johnsonmug. An individual who perpetrates extremely gay acts.
by Bernie G June 23, 2007
Get the Homotron Johnsonmug. by boys ina hood November 19, 2018
Get the adrianna johnsonmug. Tirese: "Yo dog you hear that Leroy got his johnson drippin' with Shirley?"
Billy: "You must be playin."
Billy: "You must be playin."
by Oedipizzle May 27, 2008
Get the johnson drippin'mug. a fictitious car part that, when broken, can generate sympathy and possible cash from an unsuspecting parent.
"Mom, my the Johnson Bar on my VW broke and I need $50.00"
"I'm broke and need some money to replace the Johnson Bar on my car...can I borrow $50.00?
"I'm broke and need some money to replace the Johnson Bar on my car...can I borrow $50.00?
by Norcalgal January 3, 2013
Get the Johnson Barmug.