by pixstix76 December 5, 2022

placing a bagal around your gentitals and using it as a masturbating device later to jizz on it and eat it
by Cool kid77 February 19, 2015

A Jizz Monkey is a stuffed animal, usually a Monkey plush with a slight slit cut into the bottom of the Monkey creating a hole for a man's weiner.
Greg: Dude why do you have this old crusty Monkey on your bed?
Colton: Dude don't touch that, that's my Jizz Monkey
Greg: Oh I have one too but it's pink not brown.
Colton: Dude don't touch that, that's my Jizz Monkey
Greg: Oh I have one too but it's pink not brown.
by MrMan420740 July 13, 2022

by KramerLevels May 8, 2018

Someone who can control the power of his nut juice and snipe anything with it e.g ashes head from r6 siege
by Fit kid mgee November 25, 2019

by The-cc August 29, 2017
