Jayson

Jayson’s are the type of people who are really smart and open with their friends, but may be seen as quiet from outsiders. They don’t like parties or loud sounds. Jayson’s usually are straight white males. They are cute people with a knack for lifting the mood.

Usually gets his drugs from Jose in the back corner of the McDonalds.

“Damn. Jayson is such a nice guy. Too bad he’s a furry or I’d fuck him.”

by xXBig_WillyXx May 11, 2020

Jason Voorhees

Jason Voorhees is a serial killer.

Jason Voorhees killed Jim.

by DOGMAN_5676 May 20, 2020

Jason

A Jason is a sub breed of a Kyle (male Karen)

Dude he’s such a Jason. Like wtf

by CommanderQ August 23, 2021

Jaxson

Literally the worst person you're going to meet. is very fat like a bouncy ball. has horrible smell. looks like he's freaking like 90 years old. taller than the freaking Eiffel Tower. ugly as fuck. Just don't be friends with these assholes.

guy:Jaxson is such a bitch
girl: I know right?

by Pokemon.But.not August 27, 2021

pullin a jason

when a friend blows you off to do something. but he doesnt have a straight answer on where he is going. Most likely hangin out with a girl named Katie

Todd: Jason do you want to go to waffle house?
Jason: Nah i dont think so .
Todd: What are you doing?
Jason: Inno i might go do somethan but im not sure. I might go hang out.
(Jason walks off)
Todd: I wonder what he is doing?
Logan: Hes pullin a jason!

by Yakka January 2, 2009

Jason

Very obsessive over his girlfriends once they leave him. Complete asshole. Lazy and hates working. Never cleans up after himself. Crazy in their head. Great in bed.

Jasons crazy but cute.

by ProjectToxic May 22, 2016

Jason

Jason, commonly known as Jason is a white gayass American boy who snorts memes for a living. He can be found eating out of trash cans not because hes poor but because hes fucking Jason.

Person: Hey Jason
Jason: Heyy rawr xD
Person: *shoots self*

by SushiSeagull February 12, 2018