Exploding Itchy

1 When one is scratching thine ass and begins to tread into uncharted territory, resulting in getting your finger stuck in your ass; at which point the only solution for removal is to build up "pressure" by eating gassy foods.

2 When you are in past your elbow with your partner and your partner suddenly decides its time to shit.

My mom's friend's uncle's second cousin's gym teacher was out of school for three days once, recovering from a sudden exploding itchy.

by Palientologist September 15, 2011

Purse Itch

When a man with a mustache/stubble around the mouth area performs oral sex on a woman and gives her stubble burn on the inside of her labia.

"I saw you go home with that guy last night. He was super cute, and his mustache totally rocked!"
"Yeah, and he ate me out for hours too, it was amazing."
"Oh no, I hope he didn't give you purse itch!"

by gedderneet August 31, 2013

vegas itch

Sexually transmitted disease contracted through debauchery occurring in Las Vegas, Nevada. Typically preceded by heavy drinking and suggestive dancing; can also refer to the heavy desire one has to leave Vegas as quick as possible after spending a long trip there full of heavy drinking and suggestive dancing

After leaving Vegas,
Male A: "I haven't been feeling so hot, man."
Male B: "You should probably go to the doctor and get that checked out... wouldn't want to get the Vegas Itch."

by The Love Docta April 24, 2014

gristle itch

Like saying, your ass hurts !
Man, your gristle itch ! Your butt needs wiping

cause your full of crap lying all the time !

Dude, your gristle itch !

You need to wipe dude, cause your talking BS.

by SethII April 14, 2014

Change Itch

When you are into melancholy due to sudden change in your routines and keeps you irritating 24/7.

I was delighted over the period of days and all of sudden it was a Change Itch which made me downcast and pissed off.

by Moulish Rated - R Punk April 28, 2015

bush itch

When a hairy vagina area itches.

I couldn't scratch my bush itch because I was sitting in teacher in -service.

by YaYa's October 12, 2015

scrotum-itchemitis

When a male grabs to adjust his junk from not washing or maybe having bugs.

Man I think I have scrotum-itchemitis

Crabs JS808

by js808 December 2, 2015