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Peacock’s Tail

The blast pattern created either on the back of a shirt or back of a toilet seat from high pressure explosive diarrhoea.
John ate that leftover sushi that had been left in the boot of the car for a few days, and gave himself a Peacock’s Tail in the toilet just before his job interview.
by ArchangelOrderofChaos May 15, 2022
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Dragon Tail

1. When you fart and it follows you.

2. When you fart, then intentionally 'drag' the fart past them them.

A play on words, referencing both the mighty stench of a dragon and the dragging motion involved when trying to escape your own stench or when subjecting someone else to your delectable odour.
1.
Person 1: "Holy crap, what is that smell?"
Person 2: "Sorry about that, I farted before I got in the car. It must have been a Dragon Tail."

2.

Person 1: "Holy crap, what is that smell?"
Person 2: *look of victory* "I just totally dragon-tailed you!"
Person 1: "You dick!"
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Juss flappin' yer coat-tails

In other words, juss sassin' ya. Comes from da playful-but-annoying practice of coming up behind someone who's wearing a long jacket with a divided lower back, grabbing da jacket just above da slit, and then vigorously/rapidly yanking da lower part of da jacket in and out to make da pair of tails slap against da person's butt.
Me: If yer too warm, why doncha go take a dip in da ocean?
You: Jump in da ocean??? Are you crazy??? It's chilly and whitecaps-windy out there!
Me: I know, I know... juss flappin' yer coat-tails...! :D
by QuacksO March 23, 2019
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Dolphin Tail

Similar to downhill skiing, a girl grabs a genital on both sides of her and preceds to jerk them of like she was skiing. The dolphin tail Is the same thing but she adds her feet into it so she’s jerking another dude off with her feet.
Dude! Last night me, Billy, and Leroy had this girl doing the dolphin tail on us. It was so sexy we all nutted whithin 2 minuets.
by OfficiallyRealFunny May 17, 2018
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Snail Tail

The backside equivalent to the 'Snail Trail'. A trail of hair formed up the back leading from a typically hairy crack. The hairier the crack, the more substantial the Snail Tail.
"Geez, Matt has the furriest Snail Tail I've ever seen."
by ChillSloth2 March 12, 2022
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tail of the pants

She graduated high school by the tail of the pants
by JJConifer May 27, 2017
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Tuff Tail

patch of hair at your tail bone. Missed spot ;)
He/She had a tuff tail...
by queen_ofspades January 17, 2018
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