hipster sweg

Hipsters cannot over come the power of normal swag, so must obtain their own type of swag, the slightly less powerful swag is sweg, hipsters may pretend to be gangsters by smoking weed 24/7 and listening to Tyler the creator/odd future, but in reality, they will never over come the boundary which separates them from swag and sweg.

Harry Evans has the most amount of hipster sweg in the UK, Leeds is full of hipsters.

by The1whoshallnotbenamedxox June 21, 2014

Hipsterbation

The act of touching oneself whilst being stimulated by pictures of oversized glasses and ironic tee shirts.

Hipsterbation:
George: Hey, man, where's Theo?
John: Hang on, let me call him.
-phone call-
John: Hey, Theo, where you at?
Theo: -through heavy breathing- Browsing Urban Outfitters online.
-hang up-
George: So what's he doing?
John: Hipsterbating.

by KleptoInsomniac July 7, 2014

hipster

All the douche like qualities of hippies but less fun drugs

You: Met a hippie chick that wouldn't trip with me.

Me: Most likely just a hipster twat.

by spikel August 8, 2014

Hipster

A Hipster is a person aged from 10-40 who typically live in inner Melbourne, namely Yarraville, Williamstown and Seddon who listens to indie and makes yogurt in a jar and is a vegan but secretly eats bacon and has a coif and a ned Kelly beard and wear rolled up jeans and no socks and a massive fucking trench coat.

Omg, look at Odin, even his name says his hipster, let alone the coif and the rolled up jeans. lol.

by This_Bitch_Is_Evil September 17, 2014

hipster

A pretentious person who is decadent and weak through self-indulgences and makes attempts to 'stand out' or appear different from what they perceive to be the average person by wearing ostentatious clothing, and doing pretty much anything that calls attention to themselves. They are usually progressives.

He is such a hipster.

by jonnyohio March 18, 2015

hipstership

Is much like hipsterism, just sounds more... well, hipster-ish.

I occasionally do some hipstership, like wearing old-fashioned clothes, but that's it.

by iamale March 28, 2015

Hipster

Not different enough to be interesting, but just different enough to be annoying.

My slightly too small font is so hipster.

by BlastFemur April 4, 2015