Allen Harper

To pull an Allen Harper means to cry and masturbats. Generally accompanied by alcohol, but not necessary for the action. To be alone in the bathroom, shower, or bedroom is commonplace.

"Did you hear about Jims break up? "

"Yeah, he's currently in the bathroom pulling an Allen Harper"

by Vetus Noctua August 14, 2022

Anak harde

Daus and amsyar combined

Anak harde is so cute

by Botol merah October 5, 2022

Palmela Handerson

A name used to refer to the hand as a feminine partner of sex during solo masturbation of one who has a sexual interest in females but at the time is choosing/settling for solely a relationship with oneself and one's hand.

"My friend Dorothy Hancock suggested that I need to get laid. I informed them kindly that I am just fine with Palmela Handerson and her five sisters to take care of my sexual needs."

by Misfit Adams November 14, 2022

Reich-hander

Derogatory-informal a right-handed person

Vladimir Putin is evil you might even say he is Reich-hander

by Mackenzie345 February 28, 2023

Palmella Handerson and her five sisters

This refers to the palm of the hand and the five fingers,and is a term used for masterbating

I bet you had fun in the bathroom with Palmella Handerson and her five sisters

by Weirdo#666 March 9, 2023

Grabby Handerson

Someone who can’t keep their hands to themselves. They are constantly touching and feeling on someone else.

It was like he had 10 pairs of hands, he was all grabby handerson.

by Otis Spunkmiester July 4, 2023

bloody haider

I’ve heard this phrase before

bloody haider is so random

by anus-hka May 27, 2023