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Lick my toes with cheese balls for a hundoe.
Brad said, "I Want To Eat Uncle Jimmy's Cheeseball Paradise of Yummy Sweaty, Bloody, and Hairy Toe Cheese"
by Urban alien March 9, 2021
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One day, with a spilitting headache and a 9am lecture, this wonderful phrase came to life.
yelling it just feels so right...
Meaning: its fairly obvious one would have thought
thinking back on a disastrous night out with wayyyyyy too much lambrini (you can tell we're students)you hear the early morning yell "Big, hairy, smelly, sticky, slimy, wrinkled, moist DONKEY BOLLOCKS!"
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Hairy Ball

Nobody actually knows what the hairy ball is. But if you tell your friends. “Hey you got the hairy ball”. They will go bad shit wondering what it is l.
You: Hey Jasper you got the hairy ball

Jasper: what’s the hairy ball?

You: Jasper you have the hairy ball
by Hairy Ball February 16, 2019
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hairy bat

Person: Hey man how’s your hairy bat?
Person: good a lot of the hairs are falling off!”
by Whatchuwantsumdic69 November 16, 2017
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Hairy Houdiener

A person who ghosts people and is a complete Cock about it.

A Hairy shaft.
Bro, you’re being a complete Hairy Houdiener right now.
by Mcmarley Charlie September 19, 2021
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hairy sack of magic

The magical sack where one's testicles are encased. This sack is magical because it is used in making babies.
Where did you come from?
My father's hairy sack of magic.
by Knacker Sack October 29, 2015
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Sussy hairy balls

amogus suspicious (only imposters have these)
Wow do you see that amogus? It has such sussy hairy balls!
by classicstar February 28, 2022
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