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greggin

ADJ.
1. extremely large hole.
2. gaping
Tony's asshole was greggin after going to confessions with father chapholte.

The hole was greggin.. like throwin a hotdog down a hallway.
by thebombdizzle May 5, 2007
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Greggs

The most awesome place ever to buy baked pastry goods. Their sausage rolls and steak bakes are highly recommended. One time they made a festive bake, it was christmas dinner in a pasty, dear lord that was good.

When purchasing at Greggs there are three things you can do:
- Have a Greggs (this involves buying one item and eating it).
- Have a double Greggs (two items).
- Have a triple Greggs (three items).
These items must be savory pastry goods as other items do not count. The double and triple Greggs are for true aficionados only as the sure intake of grease and joy may kill an unexperienced consumer. There has been talk of a legendary Quadruple Greggs, this would almost certainly be suicidal but it would be such a beautiful way to go.

The seven deadly sins are also all releted to Greggs.

-Wrath against those who do not enjoy Greggs.
-Greed (Obvious).
-Sloth (doing nothing but sitting in the pub eating Greggs.
-Pride that you ate a triple Greggs.
-Lust after Greggs.
-Envy of those who have Greggs.
-Gluttony (again obvious).

If you really enjoy your Greggs i would suggest moving to birmingham. You are never more than 5 minutes walk away. There are at least 6 in the city centre.

Some strange people out there will refer to Greggs as 'Greggs Eggs'. These people are wrong. Never has the word Eggs been after Greggs.

MAN GREGGS IS GOOD!!!!!!
Dude i totally just had a triple Greggs, and every one was a festive bake. I may just explode from utter joy.

Guy 1 - Dude i just got a pasty from Greggs Eggs.
Guy 2 - Shutup it's Greggs Fool!

Man one time i totally went to birmingham had a sausage, bean and cheese melt from Greggs. Walked down the road and finished my pasty and went in the next Greggs. It made me weep with joy.
by seanthemanwiththegreggs April 7, 2010
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greggin'

1. v. To skip out on previously made plans and completely ignore commuication.

2. adj. A person who frequently plans things and does not show up, or never answers calls, emails, etc.
"Josh planned out this movie night but he hasn't even shown up, and he won't answer my calls! Yeah, he's greggin'."
by Jonesinpants January 23, 2009
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Avani greggs fandom

Avani greggs fandom is not toxic she is famous for her clown check makeup videos her fans are 9-14
1: hey did you see Avani greggs fandom.
2:YES!! I love them
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Gregulator

The most infamous thug to ever leave Boston, Gregulator relocated to the midwest where he "Gregulates" and "Busts more nuts than a pistachio junky." Him and his gang are notorious for their raw power, despite their surprisingly small size. Even though Gregulator is a hard core ghetto balla, he is known for his patience in decision making and kind heart, but don't let this fool you... you do not want to be on his bad side. Gregulator and his crew are a force to be reckoned with.
"Shit son, thats Gregulator..."
"It's time to Gregulate!"
by Craven Mick February 17, 2008
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Gregnant

When a person eats to many pies and cakes from the most common UK pastry shop gregs.
I eat pies every day from gregs! I have a stomach I am unhappy with but I still stuff my fat mouth with gregs food..

I am Gregnant
by Lee True August 21, 2010
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Gregor

A Gregor is a rather interesting creature indeed, regarded my many as a freak, sneek, geek and indeed severel other 'eek' words. The gregor is actualy intelligent and very occasionaly misunderstood. He is a quick learner and observant, he also has a very nasty habit of sneaking up on people. Be warned, Gregors usualy have misconceptions regarding their person and hence re rather pervy...it is also extremely easy to hate a Gregor as he is a complete bastard who enjoys ripping the shit out of fellow human beings.
On no account must the neck be touched or the name mispronounced.
oh shit, theres gregor, run
by dont steal my words January 22, 2008
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