Flying Pig

A police officer who drives in excess of the speed limit allowing ordinary motorists to speed up and follow behind him without getting pulled over.

Dad: You made it home quickly, son.

Son: Yeah, I scored a spot behind a flying pig so I made it back in record time.

by 77bigs77 June 10, 2009

Flying Fladoodle

A fill in word for cursing. Or just an amazing random word to shout out!

"What the flying fladoodle!!"

*awkwardly quiet*
"hehe.. FLYING FLADOODLE." <3

by Blondey! October 7, 2011

Bar Fly

A female that is rather trashy and low rent that hangs at the same bar week after week. Usually wears provoctive clothing that is unbecoming and dances like she has a pole on stage. Is also one man away from contracting AIDS.

God, drunk Amy is here again! She is such a bar Fly.

by Chateau64 August 15, 2018

fly jocking

where women swarm around you like flys and are always on your jock

damn man every where i go i got ho'z fly jocking me

by chief slap a ho May 9, 2009

Flying Dutchman

Davy Jones is the proprietor of the Flying Dutchman. The Flying Dutchman is the room in which an Angry Pirate, and Davy Jones can occur. The room has used condoms that have organically integrated into the walls of the rooms as well as various bodily fluids that have sprouted weird, unusual sealife. Unfortunately, the room can be cleaned only every 10 years for 1 day, and the "crewman" enlisted for the Davy Jones can't get everything.....this goes on ad infinitum...

"Helga refuses to go into the Flying Dutchman as the smell reminds her of her adolesent job at one of Kathy Lee Gifford's sweat shops."

by JacknRochNY July 10, 2007

flying squirrel

A penis trick where the erect penis is tucked firmly between the legs far back into the ass-crack in a spring loaded position. The legs are then opened with a flourish and depending on the turgidity of the member, a satisfying slap is heard against the belly.

Watch out for that flying squirrel boys...whhapppp.

by Sansastic May 11, 2010

Flying Pig

The act of sexual intercourse similar to "doggy style" when one individual is bent at the waste or on all fours (the catcher) and the other individual (the pitcher) is penetrating one of the catchers openings from behind. In order for the Flying Pig to take place the pitcher must reach over the top of the head of the catcher and pull upward on the nostrils as to give the catcher the appearance of a pig's snout, at which time the catcher will vigorously flail their arms in an attempt to thwart the nose grabbing only to make it appear as though they have begun to flap their wings; HENCE THE FLYING PIG.

Dude you're only in The Bronx for one night, give her the flying pig.

by Telephone Repairman November 30, 2007