Flay

To fillet your penis like a fish, the process includes chopping, cooking, and eating.

Someone asks you “be gay or be flay”
-Meaning would you rather be homosexual or have your penis chopped off.

by 69THAT69GUY69 February 18, 2025

Flakeasaurus

A person who constantly "flakes" or bails out at the last minute ruining everyone's plans. The kind of person that you wonder why you even invite them to things.

While agreeing to plans within the group, Greg always ends up flaking, even sometimes not telling anyone and just no showing get togethers because he is the biggest Flakeasaurus.

by A-Aron689 February 20, 2025

Flakeasaurus

A person who constantly "flakes" or bails out at the last minute ruining everyone's plans. The kind of person that you wonder why you even invite them to things.

While agreeing to plans within the group, Greg always ends up flaking, even sometimes not telling anyone and just no showing get togethers because he is the biggest Flakeasaurus.

by A-Aron689 February 20, 2025

flake plaque

The widespread tendency of people to cancel or not show up to dates, activities, or events with friends, colleagues, or romantic partners, despite having indicated that they would come.

Plaque reflects the idea that it spreads because flaking establishes the social norm that it is permissible to cancel last-minute.

Person A: Where are all your friends who wanted to come? Person B: You know it, flake plaque…

by snapebysnape March 7, 2025

Flakey Bum-Wank

A deviation of the Pokey Bum-Wank where a chocolate sweet is used as a replacement for the finger. The sweet treat is inserted into the anus whilst carrying out the five-knuckle-shuffle to heighten the participants' pleasure. This may also be of benefit to those that have to take emergency action to control their blood-sugar levels due to a diabetic emergency - though there is little medical evidence to prove that this will successfully prevent the patient from slipping into a coma mid-wank.

I am feeling particularly horny having left the gym all pumped up and after observing the lycra-clad lovelies that were also working out. However, I have unsuccessfully kept control of my blood-sugars and need to take urgent action. I think I will kill two birds with one stone and have myself a Flakey Bum-Wank.

by normanstanleyfletcher April 5, 2025

FLAY SPARF

The act of self-humiliation by saying these two words, or being annoying in general, especially saying them out loud.

A: FLAY SPARF

B: can we like kill this guy with hammers or something

A: can i say it again???

B: no

A: FLAY SPARF

B: i'm calling the police

by Idon'thaveanyideasformyname February 1, 2026

Flaker Boy

when someone agrees to something or makes a plan or says they are going to do something with you but everytime they instead end up hanging out with a random bitch on the street that they don't know and/or just met

Alex - did you have fun hanging out with that grenade Flaker Boy?

Jimmy - Are you talking about Larissa? She's like a 6 not a 4 so she's not a grenade and people get busy it's life bro you can't get mad at me for not coming to your Superbowl party with the boys

by TaintedTaint44 October 14, 2025