Cum Fairy 

Is when you take a great girl to your house and to just to hang out and have sex with you. It's between a booty call and a fuck friend.

Amanda came to my house last night, we had a blast and hung out. She pulled the Cum Fairy trick to me.

She came then I came!!!!

Cum Fairy by RemyMartincourvoisier June 3, 2010

fist fairy 

A homosexual football player. They are so extreme and aggressive in their fucking gayness that they can't help but to fist each other in the locker rooms and fist nerds under the guise of being tough and hazing. These raging flamers love the game of football because it takes absolutely no skill and it always includes grabbing, touching, piling on top of, and tea baging the other muscular homos. Their usual uniform consists of a school hoodie, shorts, a foot ball bag, and Gatorade because Gatorade is for faggots. They are naturally arrogant, loud, and trying to act like the alpha male on ever other fucking gay alpha male.

Fist Fairy: Have you seen Rob?
Dude: No. Why the hell do you want with that fist fairy anyway?
Fist Fairy: FOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTBBAAAAAAALLLLLLLL! I didn't get to fist his ass last game. *Looks over at Dude's ass*
I'M GOING TO FIST YOUR ASS YOU FUCKING NERD!

fist fairy by Tank6 June 17, 2008

Wind Fairy 

People who own sail boats

damn Wind Fairy

Wind Fairy by Rich January 31, 2004

Queer Fairy 

insult; stupid, gay, fag

you stupid Queer Fairy!!!!

Queer Fairy by David Christianson April 14, 2008

ugly fairy 

The Ugly Fairy is the “Great Equalizer” in the game of military deployments. The Ugly Fairy is always there to meet all of the Iraq Cinderellas, Iraq Princesses, Guantanahoes and every other CHUD, Troll, Chupacabre and Ogre posing as gorgeous women.
You will find the Ugly Fairy on the return flight or even on the ferry to Leeward smacking those bitches across the chops with her Ugly Stick. Some especially evil transgressors are sometimes smacked multiple times. Once this has happened, there is justice and universal balance is restored.

Army Dude 1: Hey, get a look at that!
Army Dude 2: What happened? Five minutes ago she was so beautiful.
Army Dude 1: Yeah right… Looks like the Ugly Fairy smacked that bitch.
Army Dude 2: Like about fifty times……

ugly fairy by weatherbeatenghettobooty May 14, 2008

Potato Fairy 

Those people who are generally unacceptable in day to day crowds, like the hairy sweaty fat man in a mosh pit..!! A potato fairy has tendencies to believe any lie presented to them and can be easily manipulated to do the bidding of those with higher intellect..

i just convinced her that our school has and underground dungeon...what a potato fairy

Potato Fairy by mackie92 July 23, 2011

feminine fairy 

a ladies "time of the month"

sarizzle-yo inka
inka-yo! whts new
sarizzle-well...the feminine fairy camre by last night!
inka-tres lovely

feminine fairy by scilence January 26, 2005