Australian Jump-Slap Fight

1. A form of competetive martial arts wherein two combatants face off against eachother on a pre-determined patch of grass, usually about 15x15 feet. The only rules are as follows: All blows must be delivered with an open hand, and a fighter must be clearly airborn while executing any attack. Fake-jumps are permitted to throw off an opponent's timing, but a counter-attack still must be performed while real-jumping. The bout ends when anybody gets exhausted from the constant leaping around, or when the whole thing isn't funny anymore, at which point a panel of three judges declares a winner based on who collectively whooped more ass. All of this is crazy enough to have probably originated somewhere in Australia.

2. A relatively safe way to settle disputes, while still resorting to violence, which rules.

1. Timothy won a 2-1 split decision over Gerald in that Australian Jump-Slap Fight, because he whooped more ass, but not unanimously.

2. "I'll Australian Jump-Slap Fight you for that last hot wing, bitch."

by j_dizzle2869 October 21, 2005

Bull Fighter

A heterosexual male or female that is dating a homosexual member of the opposite sex. Typically, the homosexual partner in the relationship is a closet case.

Comes from such terms as "bull-dyke", "bull-queer", etc.

Poor, Frank... Doesn't even realize he's been fighting a bull.

by pseudonymx March 30, 2005

cum fight

Proceeding the act of intense physical stimulation of the male genitalia, the female will transfer any ejaculate directly from its place of residence to the facial region of the aforementioned male. a brief struggle ensues eventuating in the even distribution of ejaculate across both parties faces.

There's no winner in a cum fight.

person1; I'm sick of my girlfriend starting cum fights.
person2; You'll just have to masturbate more so there's not enough cum to start one.
person1; Sweet :)

by naughty ninja November 25, 2009

You can't fight City Challah Burger

From Bob's Burgers: A special burger that comes on a challah roll

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the You can't fight City Challah Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

Don't bring a gun to a snowball fight!

Phase used when someone grossly overreacts to small situation or minor annoyance.

Origin: Dec 09 in D.C during a snowball fight a group of people threw snowballs at a passing Hummer, the angry driver, an off-duty detective, got out of his metal machine brandishing a hand gun, looking for the cultrits.

A crowd soon gathered and began to chant "You don't bring a gun to a snowball fight" over and over.

"Dude if you keep using up all my deodarant i swear i'll burn your house down."

"Woah man, don't bring a gun to a snowball fight!"

by Chillest December 23, 2009

flight

Flight means you are bout to be high as hell.

Yo whats good homie im at the airportgot dat loud and bout to get on this flight hopefully no turbulence. See u when i touchdown

by Nik da Prezzy November 28, 2011

cock fight

a chicken or penis fight

connor donahue likes to have organized cock fights for his guilty pleasure (without chickens)

by sexxxxxxxxxxxxybdoigvnj November 6, 2009