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Evan

by Big mandem November 16, 2020
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Evaning

Pretending like something that really hurts, does not hurt at all.
Dude, Evan got punched so hard in the arm but he said "I swear it didn't hurt."
Stop Evaning, we know it hurts!
by Lon2.0 November 18, 2020
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Jamie Evans

Used for describing how much Jamie loves Aidan
Wow, I also Jamie Evans
by loljamielovesaidan November 24, 2020
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Evan

A Huge Dick who is always the one to end a conversation, will never achieve anything in life as he doesn't take risks and/or do anything. Will be single for the rest of his life and will die alone. Will newer lose his viginity
"Wow, look at the kid if it is in fact human, that loser will never get layed, must be Evan."
by EvanYouPumpkinFucker November 25, 2020
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Evan

Evan is my boyfriend. He can be annoying at times, but he’s very caring and kind. He’s always making sure I’m okay and I think it’s cute when he gives me weird nicknames.
Evan, I love you, but please lift the damn lid on the toilet so your piss isn’t everywhere.
by Olsiver November 29, 2020
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Pulling an evan

When you have an object or some sort of item that is very special to you and holds not only real-world value, but special value to you (like a rare trading card, etc.) And a friend or somebody you know purchases the item you have only because they don't want people to praise you for having that thing, essentially trying to 1-up the other person. This is different from purchasing something once because what the other person has looks and seems cool to you.
Guy 1: whenever I get a new MTG card, Guy 3 gets exactly whatever I get after I show him!

Guy 2: seems sus, maybe he's pulling an evan
by Ridiculously June 18, 2020
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Danny evans

A kid who hits puberty early and is also a gay he likes getting his willy in welsh sheeps asses and likes fingering is own bumhole.
raaaaa that Danny Evans kid had a fat scrap with that sheep from wales init cus he even got his will out and started fucking it.
by Eh da ebusser July 3, 2020
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