do a douglas

when a bargoed player closelines someone

im amgoing to do a douglas on the number 12

by Bargoed’s hooker April 18, 2022

Doing Dates

Hooking up, casual sex, no strings attached.

Candice is still doing dates to make extra money on the side.

by DoingDates.com August 20, 2023

doing a dowell

Doing a dowell is the simple task of snapchatting a girl and getting no where with it. The subject is normally prone to asking about underwear colours.

Toby; Hey Scott, how's it going with Tate?
Scott; Not too good. Doing a dowell.
Toby; I feel for you man.

by CUNTMUFFIN February 12, 2014

Doing a Derek

Screaming in people's faces with out a mask on about how you are going to assault them. Blatantly sending a death threat via public Facebook thread, or screaming cock in a group chat

my man just said cock in the group chat, he really is doing a Derek

by s7trdyfiuogihj April 21, 2021

do the milking

male masturbation -the male manipulating it's 'udder' to produce "male soul milk" performed more effectively with an assistant, or helper !

we tried to get zeke to go with us to foolsley's, but he said he had to do the milking !

being 'not good enough' , (except to the 'heavy' women) john left the "pick up bar" and went home and do the milking !

he needed to find a "milk maid" to do the milking !

by michael foolsley December 4, 2020

Do a Materazzi

To trash talk, shame, troll, or verbally harass someone or someone's person, making them decide to use a violent conduct (like punching and headbutting) on the speaker, result in the violent user to lose their future jobs or their job doesn't end well.
Example : Materazzi to Zidane, Chris Rock to Will Smith

Don't try to do a Materazzi if you don't have a long-arse plan.

by Shiine-1 April 9, 2022

Do time

To do time is to serve a prison sentence.

If I get caught then I ain't snitching, I can do time

by Corn-Sizzurp May 13, 2021