ding dong dooley

This is what a man is called when he
cannot get an erection no matter what.
(remember the old tune--Hang Down Your
Head Tom Dooley) well this guys' head
is always hanging down.
The bitch was complaining that
her old man cant get it up! She
calls him---ding dong dooley.
by Dirty Dave March 24, 2005
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2 Dong Salute

two males engaging in sexual intercourse where both males climax at the same time
Barney and Billy always plan on a 2 Dong Salute occuring during their love affairs.
by Tessieleeskimo November 18, 2011
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Dong Woo

A "Dumbass Wannabe Notice Fag" that is influenced by either white trash or child abuse by dogs.
One of which that uses a twig just to tease him of the size it at the age of 16 or was it 15.
by Hate Crime January 17, 2005
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Daddy Dong Legs

noun: a very large spider with penis legs.

adjective: this is said by small white children living in Wisconsion when something appears to be cool beyond all belief.
Donald exclaimed "whoa! this internet porn site is the Daddy Dong Legs !"

by Pinkeye_paranoia May 29, 2008
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ding dong johnson

Refers to one who implies sexual manipulation of the reproductive organs and seems like they really want the dick/vagina, when in all reality it is just a prank set up by the prankster who has no intention of following through.
Stacy: Hey Jennifer, see that guy over there in the corner of the club standing awkwardly?

Jennifer: yeah he looks like he has blueballs. Did you ding dong johnson him?

Stacy: HELL YEAH BITCH! I needed that free drink!
by true army soldier motherfucker February 08, 2010
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Hong Kong Dong

Process of inserting the erect penal object into an anus then receiving oral immediately after so the person eats your shit.
Jeff got the Hong Kong Dong from a Ukrainian tranny behind Applebee's while he was wasted.
by Yobungus1337 October 31, 2010
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Diddy Kong Dong

The Diddy Kong Dong is the penis of a very hairy black midget, with pubic hair encircling the length of the shaft, with the only visible skin showing being that of the cock head.
I was taking a coed shower when a gang of midgets walked in and i saw at least three diddy kong dongs..
by The Three Wise Men June 28, 2009
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