Ministry of DJs

A place where you should go to learn to dj, produce music and scratch

Hey you are good dj! Did you ministry of djs ?

by Uncle Bob November 22, 2021

dj no skills

When a DJ with no skills shows up to a party. Or when your friend with bad music taste gets a hold of the aux chord in the car.

How can we have a great time at this party when DJ no skills is in the mix!!

Hey guys let's play some rhinestone cowboy! Come on really? Who let DJ no skills take control? Dj disc jockey no music skills

by Ashleeez August 3, 2016

Alpha DJ

An alpha DJ is someone who has a new career everyday because they are an alpha. They run like an ostrich and sits like a neek they participates in bumshag activities with their mandem. However Alpha DJ’s are tall making them more athletic and more better at getting things done thus them having new jobs everyday.

Do you know alpha DJ?
Yeah… she was my discharge therapist
Wow she was my criminal lawyer.
How talented….

‘Do you see that tall Ostritge over there?’
‘Nah thats just an Alpha DJ’

by 123LivLafLuv July 6, 2021

DJ-Bob

An intimate position in which the female surrenders her buttocks to be violently jiggled, in a manner not unlike a DJ scratching a record.

Last night I was giving her that DJ-Bob.

by TheStickyLicker April 15, 2025

Dj

He’s gay fake unloyal and wants to be everyone but himself

I don’t fuck with that follower dj

by Yvkum November 23, 2021

Dj jay 2

A dope dj that can play music for any type of crowd. His mixing skills are amazing and his transitions are on point. A well rounded individual that takes any type of music and makes it sounds even better with his amazing mixing skills.. he is a must have in any event and the way the crowd reacts is impecable.

Dj Jay 2 is the best in te mixing platters.

by DJ JAY 2 November 24, 2021

DJ COOK

dj cook is known as hypocrite.he is mostly known as hypocrite from everyone (even me.i say that dj cook is an hypocrite in the lost server, but this captain cowboy dude ban me from the server).dj cook also get attacked of YFGA or youtube fatherless gay army.he is also being uhhh something in his roblox video thumbnail on his second account djlovesturbo.djlovesturbo name use to be 'dj cook v2" but it changed.he use to play gta, roblox, minecraft.but then dj cook v2 name changed into djlovesturbo when he start making those video like 'the weirdest channel ever'.hes viewers are maybe kids.and djlovesturbo once make fun of people with face disease.and he mostly hates morgz and lankybox

"dj cook is an hypocrite"

by ComeAlong May 7, 2024