Digital Spank

n. a major event between a computer and you in which either an application punks you, or you punk the application. Usually used within the context of retaliation, it can involve any type of application from a website to a browser to a program.

Can be used as a verb: I digitally spanked Google!

I totally gave HuffPost a digital spank when I substituted characters like © to get my expletive-filled post past the comment moderators (ϝu©k)

by person from a city somewhere February 26, 2011

digital hitch-hiking

Hopping from one internet connection to another regularly because your home connection sucks ass

*connection lost*
goddammit... time to go digital hitch-hiking!
*connect to neighbor's internet*
:D
*connection lost*
holy fck
*connect to some random unsecure signal*
thank god...
*connection lost*

by fckncomcast May 10, 2011

digital goodtime

The term digital goodtime was originally coined by George Clinton on Outkast's masterpiece Aquemini, in reference to the use of sampling and HiFi to enhance an artist's tracks. However, over time the term turned into a reference to an incredibly powerful shit. The term digital, which is often a slang term for poo among the young people, was the catalyst for this transformation, with the addition of goodtime as a nod to the vile nature of said shit.

Me: I can't believe you at six Chalupas and the cinnastix at Toxic Hell last night.

You: Yeah, I went home and had a digital goodtime for the rest of the night.

by Shake a stankin' ass November 8, 2004

Digital trap box

A term created by Selamawit Solomon (2025) to describe how people are trapped inside the internet creating, thinking, and living within digital platforms instead of the real world.

People who run these apps want us to be trapped in this digital box. They don’t want us to think out of it that’s why I call it a Digital Trap Box.

by Selamawit_solmon October 12, 2025

Digitally Kidnapped

Yeah! Totally! It's totally like that, isn't it? That plus the surveillance apparatus makes my life this bizarre, dystopian horror show... But the rating are probably great! So... There's that.

Hym "Digitally kidnapped
Socially incarcerated
Existential crisis is the reason that my heart rate up.
Something something something... Damn. I don't know how you guys be freestyling like that...."

by Hym Iam July 11, 2024

Digitally damaged

The real life sensations, emotions and feelings experienced when a victim or subject of passive digital forms of rejection, deletion, disconnect, and aftermath of digital bullying (which is aggressive when actually happening). This is a pychosocial affect of the virtual world entering into the physical world. Examples of this are the Facebook divorce ... When a spouse divorces their lawful other online before the divorce, the 'digital delete', etc.

"I'm feeling sad because I'm digitally damaged."

by Dot* August 9, 2018

Digital illness

Is a mental disorder that was created because of social media. People with Di usually show more concern with their digital life over their reality. These people will create fake personalities to fit in, they will attack and abuse people online and sometimes they end up harming their real life relationship by putting their social media over their loved ones. Many of these people have put their own relationship issues out or even seemed attention by using their kids. Some of these people will scam if they had to, they will ask for help knowing they will get it even if they don't need it. Di can be very dangerous if you csnt awe that you have this illness, but if you are very aware of it that's good because you can catch it before it becomes a serious problem. Stress and a bad social life can pull you into wanting to remain on social media, this can pull you into a deep Di poorly.

Skollars Digital illness made him dox a woman because she didn't text him back.

by Tv head February 11, 2024