Digitally Kidnapped

Yeah! Totally! It's totally like that, isn't it? That plus the surveillance apparatus makes my life this bizarre, dystopian horror show... But the rating are probably great! So... There's that.

Hym "Digitally kidnapped
Socially incarcerated
Existential crisis is the reason that my heart rate up.
Something something something... Damn. I don't know how you guys be freestyling like that...."

by Hym Iam July 11, 2024

digital hitch-hiking

Hopping from one internet connection to another regularly because your home connection sucks ass

*connection lost*
goddammit... time to go digital hitch-hiking!
*connect to neighbor's internet*
:D
*connection lost*
holy fck
*connect to some random unsecure signal*
thank god...
*connection lost*

by fckncomcast May 10, 2011

digital eloi

The modern users of technology who reap the fruits and live among the cultivated gardens of Web 3.0; but live in blissful ignorance of how it all functions or who lays their digital tables.

"They say Gen Z are 'digital natives', but in actuality they are a form of digital eloi."

"James only knows how to find movies on streaming sites, he says he doesn't know how to use a torrent client or burn a CD."
"What a digital eloi."

by deMONSTERative June 28, 2023

Daniel Hernandez's Tattoos Are An Art Therapy Version Of Angel Jose Robles', Also Known As Hellstrom, Hellstormismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, & Messenger Add Oak's Digital Footprint

Daniel Hernandez's Tattoos Are An Art Therapy Version Of Angel Jose Robles', Also Known As Hellstrom, Hellstormismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, & Messenger Add Oak's Digital Footprint

Daniel Hernandez's Tattoos Are An Art Therapy Version Of Angel Jose Robles', Also Known As Hellstrom, Hellstormismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, & Messenger Add Oak's Digital Footprint

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 23, 2025

Quad-Digit

To insert four fingers into the vagina.

Last night I hooked up with some skank in my car... totally quad-digited her with no problem.

by Mekanickal October 8, 2011

The Amazing Digital Circus

A quite good, interesting and unique show that has been destroyed thanks to toddlers and 40 year old men trying to capitalize on them.

Person 1: Have you seen The Amazing Digital Circus?

Person 2: Yeah, good show. But as all the other shows the internet ruined it again.

by Galace December 24, 2023

Digital Chind

A person who is really good in beamer stuff

Person X is such a Digital Chind

by leo_qqq January 4, 2022