Apology Cupcake

A small token given to show sincere contrition, and soothe hurt feelings of an injured party.

After everything he'd been through, they gave him an apology cupcake.

by LizardSpider April 23, 2025

Lesbo-cucked

1. (sexual) To humiliate or emasculate a man by involving a lesbian dynamic or by being replaced by lesbian partners, emphasizing the man's powerlessness or irrelevance.

2. (interpersonal) When a man experiences flirtation or chemistry with a woman, builds up the courage to ask her out, only to find out she is genuinely a lesbian — not rejecting him out of disinterest or politeness, but because she's truly into women. (Steve & Robin in the 3rd season of Stranger things type shit)

"I thought she was totally into me — we were vibing so hard — but then she said she had a girlfriend. Bro, I just got lesbo-cucked."

by Alvos April 26, 2025

Platonically Cucked

(n.) A situation in which you're friends with a person or a group of people in theory, but they ignore you frequently, barely invite you anywhere, or have a group chat without you.

Bro, did you hear about how Anna cut off her entire friend group recently? Guess she finally got fed up with being platonically cucked.

by Crackerposting_Throwaway May 21, 2025

Offaly CupCAKE

The process by which you insert a whole chocolate cake into an asshole. you then plant a turnip seed inside the now soiled chocolate cake, ejaculate on it for hydration (photosynthesis) and wait for it to grow (can take months). you then use turnip in stew and feed it to who you desire.

Discovered during the great famine by the Great Jeff OMeara III

"Ahhhhh, Mary we're out of turnips"
"C'mon so stick the chocolate cake in im ready to make an Offaly CUPCAKE"

by OFFALY FARMER October 14, 2025

Chicken cupcake

When you slide your balls along the face of somebody else

My friend fell asleep first at the sleepover, so we gave him a mean chicken cupcake

by Canadianparkingmeter October 29, 2025

Doggy cupcake

Having sex with someone in doggy position and cupcaking them with their own fart and holding it over their mouth until they cum

Do you fancy a doggy cupcake?
Take this cupcake in doggy

by Cupcaker93 November 16, 2025

Strawberry cupcake

Whilst a female is on her period and a man ejaculates in her( see definition strawberry shortcake). The woman then queefs filling her hand with the mixture of blood,cum, and air then places her hand over the man's nose and mouth.

After having period sex with my date she hit me with that strawberry cupcake.

by Nachoyocheese83 November 16, 2025