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Cooked cock

A cooked cock is when you cook your cock you only know it is cooked when it starts to sizzle
I have a cooked cock yurrr
by Brendan haith November 9, 2020
mugGet the Cooked cockmug.

Jiggle Cooking

The act of putting food inside ones anus and shaking it until cooked
Barney: Yo are we Jiggle Cooking tonight?
Ted: Yeah I can get the carrots but only if Marshall helps you get the steak in your ass
by Olegard April 18, 2022
mugGet the Jiggle Cookingmug.

Cane Cook

by CANEzz November 3, 2017
mugGet the Cane Cookmug.

cooked

When someone or something is truly, utterly, and definitively fucked, typically with little or no hope of recovery
"Damn, Joey didn't revise shit for tomorrow's exam, it's the entire year's material!"

"Bro is cooked"
by MrSonnen June 11, 2024
mugGet the cookedmug.

Cooke

To be a “Cooke” is when you act like a dumbass
shut the fuck up Cooke”
by pseudonym10000001 February 20, 2022
mugGet the Cookemug.

get the pastels cooking

1) to go out and "get the ball rolling", so to speak, with a certain physical activity

2) when one is "rusty" at a certain sport and they want to get back into shape or return to the state in which they previously performed in a consistent manner due to an upcoming event in which that person or persons will compete at said sport/activity
3) to heat up and eat one's artistic supplies
Ay boys, lax season is right around the corner so we gon' go out this afternoon and get the pastels cooking

Wow, Grayson is pretty good considering he hasn't played in a while; he musta got them pastels cooking awhile ago
by skillz4thabillz January 5, 2017
mugGet the get the pastels cookingmug.

botox done cooked

it originated by someones tick tock live. It was a card game for abbreviation “BDC”
originally something else but she read this off the coments.
*botox done cooked
this my friend is brain rot at its finest
kayce: that ho botched
sienna: damnn botox done cooked
kayce: *silance*
sienna: BOTOX DONE COOKED
kayce & sienna: HAHAHAHA
by brainrotgoddess25 February 28, 2025
mugGet the botox done cookedmug.

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