by CoochieToe July 28, 2023
Get the Coochie Toemug. A man or pick me girl who believes they know the ins and outs of vaginas. Pick me girl: a girl whose sole purpose is to attract the attention of men; she’d do absolutely anything. All of her attempts usually come off cringy because she bashes other women to uplift herself .
Coochie connoisseur: Men will tell you how your vagina is supposed to look, feel, and smell. If it doesn’t live up to their unrealistic, never-seen-one expectations then they’ll bash it. These men decided whose coochie is good and whose isn’t based off of porn; they can literally have medical doctors in their face, telling them that their dream-coochie is unrealistic and they’ll ignore it and chalk it up to 2022 liberal softies.
Coochie connoisseur: Men will tell you how your vagina is supposed to look, feel, and smell. If it doesn’t live up to their unrealistic, never-seen-one expectations then they’ll bash it. These men decided whose coochie is good and whose isn’t based off of porn; they can literally have medical doctors in their face, telling them that their dream-coochie is unrealistic and they’ll ignore it and chalk it up to 2022 liberal softies.
Girl: did you see Brad’s TikTok ?
Girl 2: sadly, I did. He’s such a coochie connoisseur.
Girl: I know; as long as it’s clean, other men will eat it.
Girl 2: exactly !! That’s how I know he’s never seen a real pussy; only pornos for that misogynist.
Girl 2: sadly, I did. He’s such a coochie connoisseur.
Girl: I know; as long as it’s clean, other men will eat it.
Girl 2: exactly !! That’s how I know he’s never seen a real pussy; only pornos for that misogynist.
by Hardcoreleftleaningliberal July 4, 2022
Get the Coochie connoisseurmug. 
She's a nasty ass coochie bitch
by Randy goat fucker September 16, 2025
Get the Nasty ass coochie bitchmug. 
by Sexxyredsaidit May 4, 2025
Get the hoochie coochiemug. The pinnacle of feminism. Imagine a coochie so perfect it turns Johnny Sins into a minute man. Such a coochie can only exist in the world of Socratic ideals. To strive towards creating the coochie concept in this mortal plane is to fly so close to the sun any basic bitch coochie will no longer satisfy you. Play with the Coochie Concept at your own peril.
by Oopdiescoopdie August 24, 2022
Get the Coochie Conceptmug.