the cock and the balls of it

giving the readers digest version of something, AKA "the gist of it"

I'm a very busy man and I don't have time for long drawn out explanations, just give me the cock and the balls of it.

by Special needs student September 1, 2012

cock gluten

GLU-TON
a man or woman that craves cock. Loves to play with it and generally loves it in all of thier holes...

Tom H:"Josh-ew loves cock; he allways gets it down his local gay-bar."
Duke:"He is quite the cock gluten"

by Terry Houghton January 8, 2009

Cock Topography

The study of the surface of a large voluptuous cock.

Look at that sorostitute right there... She's a Cock Topographer!

What classes are you taking this semseter???

Cock Topography!

by Cocksman958969 September 1, 2010

cock stump

A someone who is short enough that you can put your junk on their head and let it rest.

Look at that girl, "I could use her as a cock stump."

by Shrekalec September 10, 2009

Cock Nazi

A person that dislikes uncut cock.

Anyone who believes circumcision is necessary.

There are a large number of Cock Nazi's in America.

by TheWholeTruthShallSetYouFree December 14, 2010

Cock Warming

The act of a Top slipping their erection/Strap into his partner's vagina/ass/mouth in order to keep warm - a more intimate version of spooning.

Matthew held Jake close for a bit of cock warming after sex!

Sarah held Gail cock warming her after sex.

by Cinnamon.Peach.Pie January 7, 2021

Cock Magnet

A person who attracts other people's penises

When somebody's penis feels gravitation towards somebody/something

**Mark is walking down the hallway when suddenly he feels his penis pull his whole body towards Lucas as if there was some kind of magnetic gravitation**

Mark & Lucas: "What the fuck??"
Mark: "You are such a cock magnet, Lucas."
Lucas: "No, YOU are the cock magnet, Mark!"

by Cock Commando January 15, 2009