Placing two to three sheets of toilet paper lengthwise along the long axis of the inspection shelf portion of a toilet. The purpose is to reduce the friction of stool as the toilet is flushed and virtually eliminate skid marks as the log goes down the flume.
That was the largest beef I have ever laid out. I am so glad I did a good pre-flight on that inspection shelf. That turd went for a magic carpet ride !
Please lay down a magic carpet when using the water closet, my back hurts and I am tired of scrubbing burn-outs off my porcelain. Danke !
Please lay down a magic carpet when using the water closet, my back hurts and I am tired of scrubbing burn-outs off my porcelain. Danke !
by Karl Hungus February 5, 2023
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(noun, slang)
Definition:
A term used to describe sex workers who operate indoors, especially in upscale environments like hotel lobbies, casinos, or convention centers — often in cities like Las Vegas. “Carpet” refers to the plush flooring in such venues, distinguishing them from street-based workers.
(noun, slang)
Definition:
A term used to describe sex workers who operate indoors, especially in upscale environments like hotel lobbies, casinos, or convention centers — often in cities like Las Vegas. “Carpet” refers to the plush flooring in such venues, distinguishing them from street-based workers.
Example:
“We weren’t even in the casino five minutes before the carpet hoes were circling our table.”
“We weren’t even in the casino five minutes before the carpet hoes were circling our table.”
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Get the Magic Green Carpet mug.The thing that you sleep on after you see spencer and declen dancing on a light pole in Denmark after the roman empire invades Germany after has taken over Canada in ww3 does not define the rug it will be your end...
Carpet of spencer
by Josh but not him but japan November 9, 2022
Get the Carpet mug.When consuming too much of particular substances containing high quantities of dried out weed or cannabis the person feels like on a flying carpet...
Also the victim may be turned on...
Also the victim may be turned on...
ME : I'm warning you, the flying carpet trick is not for home practise...
YOU : relax I know what I'm doing...
(next day)
YOU : hay man, why didn't you tell me that you could fall on the ground...?
YOU : relax I know what I'm doing...
(next day)
YOU : hay man, why didn't you tell me that you could fall on the ground...?
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If you imagine trying to wipe peanut butter out of carpet with a paper towel.
If you imagine trying to wipe peanut butter out of carpet with a paper towel.
by Banditheeler July 29, 2022
Get the Peanut butter carpet mug.One who after humping one too many carpets decides to free his Penistine by blowing a load of Akbar all over the place.
Looks like that carpet humper humped one too many carpets while dreaming about freeing his Penistine and decided to blow a load of Akbar all over my Israel.
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