Captain Quagmire

The person charged with the duties of Commander In Chief who single handedly inserts military action with an indefinate end into situations of certain prolonged demise, created as a direct result of intentionally failed intelligence, and further as a substitute for actual depth of character, real integrity, courageous valour, and integral honesty, all the while inspiring hatred, bigotry, ineptitude, cronyism, and international terrorism through his own example.

George W.M.D. Bush aka "Captain Quagmire" doesn't remember studying Vietnam in his history classes, nor does he remember living through it, but he doesn't care, he's the President of Florida!

"MISSION ACCOMPLISHED" -May 2nd 2003

by Sergio Momarsh July 22, 2008

Captain Jack

A music artist, most popular for his songs featured on DDR.

Man! I love that one Captain Jack song!

by Tendo Queen July 24, 2005

captain scarlet

I never got this program. Cpatain Scarlet was invincible, yet, he didnt just go and kick butt... And another thing, the enemy (the mysterons) were so FRICKING stupid! They came up with a cunning plan, but would then phone up the "good guys" to give them a "clue" which they would always solve, "just in the nick of time"

Captain Scarlet, He's Invincible...

by LordBlunkey June 16, 2004

Captain's Hand

the hand ya beat ur captain with

phil you just shook his captain's hand!!!!

by leroy jenkins June 20, 2006

Captain Meh

Someone who says, or preferably suggests something lame.

Kevin: "Hey guys, we won't have to sit around doing nothing on Friday, I got tickets to Disney On Ice!"
Random people: "Captain Meh to the rescue.."

by Tegyrius December 10, 2008

captain kirkumcision

The act of "wanking" to Star Trek.

Dude, I watched scifi channel yesterday and performed one hell of a captain kirkumcision for like 2 hours.

by andrew nelson brown December 29, 2007

captain redfinger

this is when your female counterpart fails to tell you that it is her time of the month and you put your hand in her pants and hence, getting your hands dirty

(Guy 1) Dude, we were goin at it, and she never told me she was on, so i put my hand down her pants...

(Guy 2) Whoa whoa... she never told you she was on?

(Guy 1) Nah...

(Guy 2) And you put your hand...

(Guy 1) Yeah...

(Guy 2) Well then... A-hoy there Captain Redfinger!

by El Nugos October 18, 2008