“call the law”

Phrase used by elder southern folks (usually women) meaning to call the police.

“Don’t come back here or I’ll “call the law”

by TTGRAMMAR July 23, 2022

Calling the plumber

When anticipation of anal sex is high you prepare the female by filling her douche with x lax to assure you get a good clean piping.

Yo Gary I was about to Go to pound town through the back door but wanted to make sure the porch was cleaned out so I was calling the plumber to get a clean slip and slide

by Chopperindabag April 29, 2021

Calle Moment

Not being able to clutch when he needs to.

Person 1: Come on! You can clutch this!
Person 2: Tries and fails.
Person 1. OMG, this is a real Calle Moment.

by Grenschen November 7, 2022

bang a call

to reject a phone call

I would tried calling her but I already had her bang a call on me once.

by morphopotomus February 26, 2021

Last(-)Call

v. To knock over the other team's curling stones used with single, etc
1n. (Slang) A curling stone
2n. An instance of last-calling the other team

1. Dude this bloody jjjjjjj just last-called me too far like WTF Boom!
2. Get your last calls as close to the middle as possible
3. I am going to finish them with last calls
Last(-)Call

by Fuckout March 11, 2019

call of the wild

When all of sudden, out of nowhere, you get the urge to take a shit

You: Sorry buddy, I’ve got to go. I’ve got the call of the wild.
Buddy: Which call?

You: A shit.
Buddy: I thought you meant to masturbate.
You: Piss off I need a shit. Goodbye.

by FlatCapWolf October 26, 2022

Clothes Call

When you almost poop your pants but get to the bathroom in the nick of time. This is typical for the day after a long night of drinking, chili eating or hot dog eating competition.

Dude that was such a clothes call. I barely got to sit down before I started pooping!

by MoreDumbStuff August 20, 2017