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clumpy bones

A guy who usually lives in the East County or Tierrasanta and loves fat chicks, driving lifted trucks, Rob Dyrdek and the "Bung-Flesh".

Other words to call these people:
-Mr. Bones
-Senor Klumpy
-Klec Klac Klumpy Bonez
"Did you hear Clumpy Bones shaves his cornpop?"
-"No. Why does he do that?"

"Because, he likes it extra smooth for F.K."
-"Oh weird, I heard she's on the next episode of Pussy's Pussy."
by Skully the skullmeister March 8, 2010
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Fuck bone

Another name for a dick; can be used as an insult or the actual penis
Madison yelledYOU FUCK BONE” to Adrian because he looked at her wrong.
by hottestlittleshit November 12, 2021
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Bone Bastard

A white and spiney creature of humanoid appearance, shows up at random times in the middle on roads and tree lines at nights , can be touted by his spiny boney back and stretched body, akin to the likes of big foot only showing himself at weird times that can't be physically caught on tape without looking fake, only seen in West Virginia as of now.
John Did you see bone bastard last night, Yeah Jim he was fucking scary looking
by Xcfirecraft June 20, 2019
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Bone Call

The booty call as initiated by a female requiring casual sex from a male fuck buddy.
Vicki : Aaaaah FUCK it! This vibrator just isn't cutting it tonight. Time to make a Bone Call to Jack aka "the Hammer".
by The Cunning Gunt Shunter February 13, 2014
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Bone Choker

A person that, when giving a hand job, grabs and or squeezes the boner too tightly, usually to the point of pain
Emily is a Bone Choker, so bad that the pain made me go soft.
by Yepyepboio18 October 8, 2021
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jah bone

A form of currency for the fan following of the acclaimed rapper xxxtentacion. In reference to his god given name Jahseh Dwayne Ricardo Onfroy.
The new X album costs 10 jah bones.
by Janet Elmore July 8, 2019
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It's raining bones

When you and your super sexy partner are hard and wet at the same time, respectively.
Hey hun it's raining bones?

Yeah...how'd you know?

Lets go get some bbq and get busy ;) ;)
by airman September 22, 2013
mugGet the It's raining bonesmug.

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