Dumpster Mattress Blowjob

The act of receiving a less than stellar blowjob from some rando life coach behind a dumpster on top of a mattress after bar close.

Life Coach: Hi dude I never met before 10 minutes ago! Want to cuddle on this perfectly good mattress that was thrown away?
Dude: Ummm, ok.

(Both lie down together)
Life Coach: Want to make out?
Dude: Sure why not?
(Proceed to make out)
Dude: Hey you're not bad with your tongue.
Life Coach: You have no idea! Would you like a dumpster mattress blowjob!?
Dude: Yolo

by Cockopotomous January 10, 2018

Columbian blowjob

A blowjob where the penis is dipped and rolled in cocaine beforehand, and the blower gets to enjoy the pure Columbian

She used the product to give him a Columbian blowjob

by rpsychopath January 13, 2024

Sweet ring blowjob

You and your partner take any bag of gummy rings and stretch out the rings carefully and wrap them around your partners penis. Then your significant other proceeds to give the male a blowjob, eating the rings off his penis.

"Yoo, the other day Julia gave me a sweet ring blowjob!"

by anonymous February 14, 2025

shit blowjob

The act of pooping in a girls mouth then asking for a blow job

Jack: Can you give me a shit blowjob
Mia: Yes baby

by bajhur_god September 13, 2020

farmers blowjob

When you are sucking dick and you proceed to farmers blow(pinch one nostril and blow your nose) then continue to lick off the snot from the cock

Chad: bro this girl gave me a farmers blowjob yesterday
brad: yoooooo!!!

by shooop dowoop April 22, 2022

Unicorn Blowjob

It’s when you take a girl with a ponytail, attach a suction dildo onto her forehead, put skittles in her mouth, and have her give you a blowjob.

You guys can then share the skittles after she finishes you off.

Me : “Hey you wanna give me a unicorn blowjob?”
Her : “Yeah sure, let’s both taste the rainbow”

by Dus71n March 8, 2023

Banjo blowjob

When a person is giving a blowjob and pulls the ball hair down as tight as possible and starts trying to strum the hair like a banjo

I've had blowjobs but when I got a banjo blowjob is was a whole new level of pleasure.

by Mikhail1988 August 6, 2021