The Happy Birthday Larry

Sexual act of wishing your best friend a happy birthday post orgasm Especially meaningful if your best friend is unwillingly celibate on their birthday. Similar to pouring one out for the hommies. Comes from Larry the cable guy stand up routine.

I did the happy birthday Larry last night and my girl said “no sex for a month”

by 69jono69 November 16, 2023

Birthday June 7th

This is the WORST birthday ever

“Omg your birthday June 7th?? What a loser!!”

by anonymous March 22, 2021

Baby Birding the Birthday Boy

Noun
The act of vomiting up birthday cake on the birthday boy's penis mid-fellatio.

She tried to play it cool, but I caught my girlfriend Baby Birding the Birthday Boy!

by Dildomancer January 6, 2024

birthday

To celebrate one more year of being alive by almost dying from overdose

yo bro, It's my birthday, lets do all kinds of drugs and wash them down with alcohol.

by DuckLover43 September 29, 2020

Birthday Cake

When you stack up all your friends on your birthday and stick a candle in the top person's anal area.

That birthday cake was delicious! You guys are the best! Especially you, Dad!

by Condomant May 25, 2023

birthday pussy

Boy can eat out a there girlfriend pussy ( cat ) on there birthdays for a present

Omg i love eating out my girl as a present ( birthday pussy )

by Jason. Somoa September 5, 2021

Sock Birthday

when you suddenly get way more socks than you thought was possible

dude 1: whered u get all those socks?
dude 2: had my sock birthday yesterday!

by socksrocksocksrock March 21, 2010