Gogurt yourself

When you ejaculate into your hand and slurp it from hand to your mouth then spit out onto your chin

Garrett N. Why did you gogurt yourself on tiktok ?

by Dumpsterbitch May 21, 2021

how do you dress yourself in the morning

rhetorical question designed to highlight the subject's idiocy, to the point that it's a marvel they are able to even do basic things like dress themselves

person 1: doesn't chocolate milk come from brown cows?

person 2: how do you dress yourself in the morning?

by personman334 September 11, 2023

Virginia Wolff Yourself

To commit suicide by intentionally drowning ones self. Just as the writer/poet Virginia Wolff did.

" I know you're depressed."

" Perhaps a swim will make you feel better". " Just do and go Virginia Wolff yourself"

by Marilyn Harlow May 29, 2019

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by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 28, 2025

go fuck yourself

Go on a incredible adventure of pleasure loneliness sadness and desesperation all by yourself !

Go fuck yourself you useless sack of shit !

by Plastic Cheese August 3, 2017

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by Adujasty343 June 9, 2025

Maceing yourself

The act of doing something bad to yourself to gain sympathy. Named after Nancy Mace who graffitied her own driveway to gain votes

Stop Maceing yourself

by Drprim June 2, 2021