beat around the meat

The shit you've been laughing about the rest of the school day after your friend said it

Friend: so this one is 4.5 long right?
You: just make it five and have it done who gives a fuck
Friend: lets not beat around the meat dude just get the measurements right
You: HAHAHA ha ha funny... beat around the meat

Friend: CAN YOU GET THE FUCKING MEASUREMENTS???

by 4skinLiquor May 27, 2019

Smiles all around

smiles to be brought And given all around

“Dam , see him over there, he got smiles all around.”

by Drip or drown757L January 10, 2019

i get around

a song by the beach boys

I get around (Yeah)
Get around round round
I get around (I get around)
Get around round round
I get around (From town to town)
Get around round round
I get around (I'm a real cool head)
Get around round round
I get around (I'm makin' real good bread)
Get around round round
I get around
I'm gettin' bugged driving up and down the (round and up and down)
Same old strip
I gotta finda new place where the kids are
Hip (driving up and down the same old strip)
My buddies and me are getting (real well) known
Yeah, the bad guys know us and they leave us alone
(I get around)
Get around round round
I get around (From town to town)
Get around round round
I get around (I'm a real cool head)
Get around round round
I get around (I'm makin' real good bread)
Get around round round
I get around (I get around, round)
Get around round round oooo
Wa wa oo
Wa wa oo
Wa wa oo
We always take my car
'Cause it's never been beat
And we've never missed yet
With the girls we meet
None of the guys go steady
'Cause it wouldn't be right
To leave their best girl home
Now on a Saturday night
(I get around)
Get around round round
I get around (From town to town)
Get around round round
I get around (I'm a real cool head)
Get around round round
I get around (I'm makin' real good bread)
Get around round round
I get around (I get around, round)
Get around round round I get around
I get around
Round
Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah
Round round get around
I get around
Yeah

by quandledanle September 19, 2023

Sweater Around The Neck

A man who tries so hard to be liked by everyone while maintaining an ultra preppy persona, giving the illusion of having a sweater around his neck.

It seems like John tries way too hard for everyone to like him, he is definitely a sweater around the neck.

by Awesomest77 July 11, 2013

Buzzing around the beehive

Do something extensively to find something and/or accomplish something.

"Hey, John, have you seen my meds? I've been buzzing around the beehive for it."

"Nope. That's your loss, Bill."

by Smaher The Great September 14, 2015

Gratuitous reach around

From behind, reaching under the armpits and grabbing a woman's breasts.

I slipped behind the woman and gave her a gratuitous reach around.

by ClassicFZ December 09, 2017

bully look-around

The way a bully looks around at people around him/her after making a mean joke to make sure that other people are sharing in the "humor." The bully is always laughing or grinning while doing the bully look-around so he/she can both get a buzz from sharing a laugh with someone else against the target of the bullying and to clue others in that the mean joke was supposed to be funny and that they should also laugh. If no one else shares in the "humor", and the bully receives criticism instead of shared laughter, the bully quickly takes the feedback and immediately begins to play the part of the "Schrodinger's asshole", pretending that the mean joke wasn't really that mean and that it was more of a joke than it really was and they didn't really mean it and that everyone else is taking it all too seriously and being meaner to the bully than he/she was to the original target of his/her meanness.

Katie: Oh, my gawd, Marissa! You just spilled that glass of water, and it looks like you've wet yourself! (Does the bully look-around while giggling obnoxiously, checking that others are appreciating her "joke")
Gina: Cut it out, Katie. It's not that funny. Geez.
Katie: (becoming a Schrodinger's Asshole) You people don't know how to take a joke. How come you have to jump on every little thing I say? Geez, yourself!
Marissa: Can someone hand me a towel?

by dictionaryenchantress June 26, 2020