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Amberism

Amberism is where you believe that Amber is the one true God. she is perfect. Amber is a beautiful fantastic girl that does NOT shit on a bed. she was born in 208 BC and will forever be in our hearts. Growing up she had one younger brother called Bartholomew, he was three years younger. her parents, James and Mary, died 6 years after she was born. Amber and her brother were then taken to live with their abusive grandparents, Joe and Josette. For years Amber and Bartholomew have beaten the shit out of them until one day Amber had enough. Amber grabbed a knife and stabbed her grandparents and then took her brother and ran. they had to learn hoe to care for themselves all alone in the jungle. eventually Amber came of age and became a stripper to make money. Amber lived a long life as a stripper until her death 88 years later.
"Hey, what's your religion?"
"oh i believe in Amberism"
"yeah cool same!"
by SakuraFilledChūshajō July 5, 2022
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amber

amber is either a stone a traffic light or a weird person that is obsessed with cats hot cheetos and maggi noodles.
by definition person 101 July 17, 2022
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Amberized

A person who is addicted to the fake it to you make it persona and distant from reality.
My neighbor had received her income tax and became amberized
by Jessethatrackstar July 21, 2022
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Amber

The most beautiful, amazing, sassy, and hottest girl in the world
Yo she really is an Amber!
by BravoCharlieDelta July 31, 2022
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Ambered

Amber Heard as a verb, to be Ambered.

To be stuck in a relationship for a prolonged period of time with a female who is next level toxic. Stuck just like the mosquito in jurassic park, stuck with one side of a relationship killed. Just like Johnny, to be in Amber for years as a curse.
A) My gawd, I found out my sister in law threatens and beats my brother on the daily!

B) Dayum, he's been Ambered for a looooong time.
by Less Stoicism August 3, 2022
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Amber

(Adj) A lying and abusive woman.
1. My was being an Amber. She gave me a black eye and said she was the victim.
by Al calpon June 6, 2022
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Amber

DE god
Amber had een 9 op transport. Hij is echt een god
by Nietflorian June 10, 2022
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