google birthday

Celebrating the fake birthdate you entered on your google account.

'What's with the party hat Meg?'

'It's not Meg, it's Melanie, the fake name I gave my google account three years ago and today is my google birthday.'

'Happy google birthday, fake Melanie.'

by pseudonnnnnnnnym December 11, 2017

google slides

google slides are a pair of slip-on flipflops, aka slides, that say 'google slides' on them because we are all stuck in 2019

you got a pair of google slides? me too!

by relevationslrf February 24, 2022

Google Esquire

Someone who is not a legal professional and uses the Internet to interpret the law with extreme inaccuracy.

After the Ferguson decision, everybody suddenly became a Google Esquire

by rchgrca November 25, 2014

Google Giggles

A phrase popularized on TikTok to denote content seen as cringe or childish. The phrase "Google Giggles" was made up by the community, but was originally used as a way to represent YouTube Shorts (owned by google) which is often seen as promoting cringe content intended for children.

"Wow that TikTok was so cringe."
"Right? Bro probably got banned from Google Giggles."

by heartwren April 20, 2023

eye-googled

When someone who is interested in you, looks you up and down like they're trying to obtain your entire 'wiki' from your display page (checking you out.). Can also be written as iGoogled

"Beth, that guy behind you just totally eye-googled you."

by BosleeLA January 1, 2014

Google Dance

When you make an SEO focused change to your website and Google doesn't know what to do. One minute you rank better in the Search Results Pages SERP's and the next you drop out.

I updated my sites title tags and its doing the Google Dance.

by Gazcap November 13, 2019

Narci-Googling

The act of searching for yourself or references to yourself on Google.

I was narci-googling and found an old YouTube video that I made.

by Dr. T-Pain the elder October 31, 2022