free the girl

when your friend gets into trouble for stupid shit

teacher: give me your phone.
me: I wasn't on it

teacher: are you arguing with me?, go to the principal's office NOW.
friends: free the girl

by :/ May 15, 2018

Cold and Free

The best kind of beer.

Billy: " What kinda beer you got for later?"

Jimmy: " Cold and Free!"
Billy: " That's the best kind. Perfect for a Liquor Captain ."

by HorseWithGloves September 4, 2018

Free Lipping

Like Free balling, but for females.

She's only wearing leggings today. Yup she's free lipping .

by Tacoavenger February 22, 2020

Free Subway

Free Subway is usually defined as a dumb bet involving sexual activity and not getting your reward

"Hey Oliver, I'll give you 10 bucks to bang her."
"Nah man, that's such free subway!"

by Senpai Jeffries October 16, 2017

Free the Peenie

That feeling or urge men get to just let their genitalia hang loose. This is usually done at home after long stressful days.

Bob: Hey man I’ve been working all day. I can’t wait to free the peenie when I get home.
Tyrone: Hell yeah bro, #freethepeenie.

by Loafhead January 29, 2019

free vagging

Akin to going commando, but for females.

Stacy didn't feel like wearing underwear, she was free vagging a bit.

by Martymar76 November 16, 2016

Free Baking

The act of being friends with someone just so you can smoke their weed and bounce.

My friend: I thought I was friends with Jess, but she just smokes my weed and leaves instead of hanging out.

Me: Yeah, she just likes free baking.

by HMB_BRO March 4, 2019