Tuesday night is lezzie night-Mary and Suzie are gonna break out the rubber daddy and the astroglide
by moonlightingdaddy December 21, 2008
Get the rubber daddymug. The true and righteous father of the retractable river rafting ladder. The laddy daddy bangs out retractable raft ladders quicker than a speeding bullet, and more precisely than a skilled marksman. If you want to run the Grand Canyon in the most ruthless of conditions, the laddy daddy will make sure you have a proper ladder to get you back in the boat if you take a swim.
After rick navigated the class 5 rapids spectacularly, he made the slightest miscalculation and ended up gasping for air with his boat overturned and disaster in sight. Out of nowhere, the laddy daddy appeared and guided rick back to his boat, where his retractable 3-rung ladder was waiting to guide him safely back into his raft.
by Laddy Daddy May 24, 2021
Get the Laddy Daddymug. by JuicyThiccGurl February 26, 2020
Get the Daddy Declanmug. 
A man who cannot hold in his sperm and fails at pulling out thus, has multiple kids by multiple women by mistake.
Tom: hey man did you hear that Jeff has 4 kids by three different women?
Mike: yea man. He's a skeet daddy.
Mike: yea man. He's a skeet daddy.
by Splashgame June 4, 2016
Get the skeet daddymug. by Whitebread I of the IWG clan! November 12, 2017
Get the daddies picklemug. A national guard staff sergeant that comes mid way through a deployment is thick but not normal thick three c's thick with a face you sit on.
A god among the soldiers
A god among the soldiers
by BAGheroRAM April 19, 2020
Get the Deployment Daddymug.