cat fucker

Someone who fucks the feline variety.

"Hey you cat fucker" Ryan cranny from Michigan

by dobrom Bramis January 20, 2009

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Get the cat fuckermug.

cat on crack

Aaron Gibson's cat in his homemade video with inverted colors. A cat that just sits there whil he is manipulated.

"Hello cat on crack."

by Mr. Cool66 November 15, 2006

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cat voice

a condescending cutesy voice that people use when conversing with their cat.

I didn't think I had a cat voice, until I got a cat: "heyy kitty-kitty, my baby, baby kitty, mmmmm helloo, yess, my bebbeee (etc)"

by annelise247 November 21, 2007

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A historical medical phenomenon which a female’s titties proceed to shrivel up and fall off of their chest. In 1476 BC, Egyptian Pharaoh Hatshepsut was the first recorded incident of this monumental moment in a females life. Ancient Egyptian culture introduced the goddess “Titty Kittie,” The goddess who blesses a woman with her presence once a year when she comes by at night to collect the titties that have fallen off a woman’s chest. In exchange for a woman’s titties, the titty kitty leaves a small piece of jewelry on a woman’s night stand along with a more voluptuous set of titties for the woman to wear out over the course of the following year.

My goodness Becky, your titties look phenomenal today! You must have given up your vegan diet because the titty cat finally blessed you with a gorgeous pair of titties.

by Becky Vegan January 16, 2021

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