creamy martin

When semen is used as lubricant.

Who needs lube when you can just do a creamy martin?

Derek likes to do creamy martins on Sue.

by hobojosh December 29, 2007

Martin Niemoëller

A German priest, circa 1900-1952, almost purged by Hitler at Mauthaussen.

Martin Niemoëller wrote a poem called when they came for the communists.

by Sexydimma June 3, 2021

molly-martined

Getting absolutely polaxed and needing someone to carry you home. This someone is usually the boyfriend and has to take care of her and deal with her shit.

'Mate you were molly-martined last night!'
'You threw up all over her bathroom floor, you were molly-martined'

by Christian is a ballbag March 8, 2015

Alfie martin

Name of someone who is very intelligent and a very good lucking man

Who can hate Alfie martin

by A1233 July 2, 2022

avery ate martins ass

this is factual

avery really enjoyed eating martins ass! avery ate martins ass.

by Averythechuuyalover September 18, 2023

MARTIN

THE BIGGEST SHIT STIRRER!!!

Martin is a term used when someone is LYING, SHIT STIRRING AND CAUSING DRAMA

by Itsasecret(itsjohn) March 6, 2023

Martin

Best kayak slalom athlete and turned coach ever!

He is such a Martin.

by Sria June 29, 2024