BADDEST FUCKING BITCH ALIVE, calls everyone shawty. Body like a god and very attractive...she got gorilla grip. She is currently doing hot girl summer and SINGLE BABES
by Baddestbitty alive May 30, 2021
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by BIDisaster April 14, 2020
Get the Jessicamug. 1/4 of “The Daddy Quartet” from the CW tv show “Nerdz”
-she is a sexy queen
-resident nerd
-is sometimes referred to as cilantro by her friends for unknown reasons
-has rly gorgeous friends
-is hated by most people
-Do not give her the chance to talk abt One Direction, Harry Potter, Psychology, the nature of existence or really anything else she has any knowledge of because she will annoy you to death.
-she is a sexy queen
-resident nerd
-is sometimes referred to as cilantro by her friends for unknown reasons
-has rly gorgeous friends
-is hated by most people
-Do not give her the chance to talk abt One Direction, Harry Potter, Psychology, the nature of existence or really anything else she has any knowledge of because she will annoy you to death.
Jessica McGovern is so weird she literally said “i don’t want anyone fingering me post-mortem” like- who says that??
by cilantro.is.yummy July 12, 2021
Get the jessica mcgovernmug. if you ever find yourself lucky enough to be in the presence of Jessica Cyr then surely your wishes have been granted, as she is only comparable to that of a stunning sunrise across the horizon and the feeling of peace that warms your soul or a stary night sky filled with millions of stars as you try and embrace it all, in one word, breathtaking. Jessica is such a caring and kind soul youll forget any troubles you had, she is crafty and stylish creating things that leave an impression. She is strong willed, smart, wholesome, down to earth and brings the best out in people, if the opportunity arises to be in her presence then cherish every moment as it would take multiple lifetimes to appreciate all she is and will be.
by EJ's truths September 9, 2025
Get the Jessica Cyrmug. a TWAT that loves slurping her friend's boobs with a ladle. She's like Mary Poppins with a bad attitude.
by pappi7394$848 June 11, 2023
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by GIRRAFE THE DONUT July 30, 2019
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