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Dildo

Something your mom uses at night when their sleeping 💦🍆
Mom stop using your dildo🍆🍆🍆🍆
by Yourdadsgirlfriend February 25, 2022
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dildo date

when one person is as old as another one was at a certain time
your friend who's 786 days older than you: on february 17th, 2021 i was the same exact age as you are now. that is our dildo date.
you: woah.
by Wissy Pissy April 14, 2023
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kentucky dildo derby

When you and your 5 closest pals go to the local high school track and have a relay race but instead of using a baton, you use a dildo. The beginner must start with the dildo in his ass and pass it to the next guy by inserting it into his ass himself and so forth until the last runner makes it back.
I'm still sore from that Kentucky Dildo Derby last week.
by PeterPoot69 July 8, 2017
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dildo boys

Affiliated rockledge high School students who did whatever they wanted with no fucks given, it was also used to fuck with dbs (dirty boy swag) who were actual dildos
Random person: why is there a dick sharpied on the entire bathroom wall that's like 8 feet long?

Me: fuck must be them dildo boys fucking around... Again.
by Dildoboys March 2, 2019
mugGet the dildo boysmug.

Dildo

A stupid person. Also a penis-like sex toy.
You are such a dildo after drinking a lot of wine
by marcotoa January 19, 2025
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Dildo Joe

The originator of the mobile sex shop. Dildo Joe can be found roaming the streets of Manhattan wearing a black trench coat containing a moderate variety of sex toys. His private selection includes dildos, butt plugs, anal beads, vibrators, flesh lights and a few seasonal offerings (ex: President’s Day themed lingerie). He offers a fair price, along with the convenience of purchasing your favorite intimacy products when you need them most.
Aaron: Hey man, I really need to bust a nut and I’ve only got a 20 minute lunch break.

Michael: Go check out Dildo Joe, I just bought a few beads at the corner of Broadway and Canal.

Aaron: Thanks bro
by Djoe1011 March 21, 2024
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Dildo

Ur moms secret toy in her dresser
“Omg, look what I found in my moms dresser , it’s big a and pink.”
“That’s a dildo
by Imsobasicdude December 30, 2020
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