Watching a Shark movie

This basically means that your best friend is fucking the living shit out of your Ex. But hey, ask him how your dick taste.

We were just watching a shark movie... nothing else happened.

by Binferg August 1, 2017

watch your dick

When somebody constantly asking for your virginity and it's annoy you.

A:are you still a virgin?
B:that's not your business. watch your dick DUDE!(you should care for YOUR sexual life not others sexual life)

by Bread-helmet bobina August 9, 2017

Whale Watching

The sport of watching a fatty go from being hideous to gorgeous in the space of 10 pints

Donz "Dim you going whale watching again tonight?"
Dim "Enough talk lads Kim is giving me the eye" downs pint number 6
Veitch "wahheyy enjoy the whale watching"
Jack "Don't forget the harpoon"

by MegRoe October 19, 2018

bulimic watching

Unlike binge watching, bulimic watching is when you watch a few episodes of a show and drop it immediately do to the fact "you've seen enough to know it's gonna be shit". This is repeated for most shows the person watches. They then act like they've seen the whole show when giving feedback on how bad it is.

Tamir dropped Stranger Things after 2 episodes, but acts like he has seen every episode when telling people how shit it is. My nigga is bulimic watching all the time

by Gizrik October 27, 2018

fuck watch

Two people who are flirting and seem to be interested in hooking up/having sex

Ethan and Samantha have been talking for a while... I'd say they're on fuck watch at this point.

by sIeVe_ February 28, 2019

pseudo-watch

When you watch a TV program at the same time from two different physical locations.

My boyfriend and I pseudo-watch “This Is Us” when we can’t be together.

by #shellbell August 8, 2018

Whale Watching

When you can see each sperm cell directly in front of your eyes from a facial.

"Bruh, me and my girl went Whale watching yesterday!" "You AND your girl?!"

by Cold Hot Tub water January 22, 2019