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wanker's dick

Noun. When a piece of tissue is stuck to the knob of a penis. Commonly as a result of careless masturbation and/or cleaning up after sexual intercourse.
Girl: what's that on your dick?

Guy: ahhh... i was having a fiddle before i saw you
Girl: oh I've heard of that! Wanker's dick!
by sex kitten 69 August 21, 2016
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Wanker

One of the go-to phrases of Billy Butcher from The Boys. It is used mostly when shit happens or Butcher wants to curse someone. In the third episode of the TV series, Butcher sends a gift to his bastard son Ryan, the word "Wanker" transformed from a vulgar curse into a secret only known between the father and son.
"Don't be a Wanker." Illegible handwriting
"Wanker!" Butcher to his imaginary self (The persona is a friend from the mission but Butcher left him to die in a shit hole)
by Arthur.zhang July 19, 2024
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wigga wanker

someone with an absolute whale of a cock, and loves to go around and wank anyone they get the chance to.
"omg that guy is such a wigga wanker"
by DIG BICK 8008135 March 14, 2023
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Wanker wheel

The small thin tyre and wheel used as a spare wheel or as a set of 'cheap burn out tyres' often found in pairs on the front end of a fwd car often a (honda civic) or on the rear end of a rwd car (often a bmw)
"Look at that fella there"

"Aye he's got the wanker wheel on"
by Some sorta name May 1, 2024
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Wanker

A man that likes to be alone with his thoughts - Ted Lasso
Crowd Cheering "WANKER! WANKER" spawned this quip when lasso's son asked 'dad, what's a wanker?'
by notawanker December 25, 2023
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Wankerism

People who drive 20 or more kilometres under the speed limit.
A car is driving 50km in a 60km zone for no apparent reason. This car is exhibiting a severe case of wankerism.
by Driver1612 May 22, 2020
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Wanker

by Wankerrrr February 12, 2022
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