by Oooo weeee August 2, 2020
Get the Pod Wanker mug.General purpose insult term dating from the Victorian belief that masturbation made one weak and blind (Onanism). Or a Septic.
by Maggie T April 3, 2024
Get the Wanker mug.Commonly used as an insult the word wanker commonly regards to someone who wanks twice or more a day
by the preacher February 10, 2020
Get the Wanker mug.1. Condoms with candy-like flavors.
2. A mans penis that regularly tastes unusual.
3. Someone who seems really nice and affectionate at first, but turns out to be a sexually desperate douche-bag.
4. A person who has sexual intercourse with oompa-loompas.
2. A mans penis that regularly tastes unusual.
3. Someone who seems really nice and affectionate at first, but turns out to be a sexually desperate douche-bag.
4. A person who has sexual intercourse with oompa-loompas.
1. Susie went to pick up some Wonka Wankers for Tom
2. "I would love to blow Dave, I hear he's got a Wonka Wanker."
3. "God, he's such a Wonka Wanker."
4. "Willy Wonka kicked Violet Boregard out of his chocolate factory not because she continued to chew the gum after he requested that she didn't, but because she was a Wonka Wanker.
2. "I would love to blow Dave, I hear he's got a Wonka Wanker."
3. "God, he's such a Wonka Wanker."
4. "Willy Wonka kicked Violet Boregard out of his chocolate factory not because she continued to chew the gum after he requested that she didn't, but because she was a Wonka Wanker.
by Wallaytism April 26, 2010
Get the Wonka Wanker mug.1. typically used as an insult
2. used when someone who usually wanks and knows that you know that they masturbate; Calling names
3. typically used by an Australian
2. used when someone who usually wanks and knows that you know that they masturbate; Calling names
3. typically used by an Australian
by Oh_nyet June 1, 2022
Get the Wanker mug.A person who wanks or masturbates. Also used as a common insult. It can be used literally if someone does indeed wank or laterally for someone who you just hate or has done something bad to you.
LITERAL: "Michael Walsh is such a wanker"
LATERAL: "Did you see what that guy just did?! He's such a wanker"
LATERAL: "Did you see what that guy just did?! He's such a wanker"
by Jerry Wylie September 19, 2016
Get the wanker mug.a person who is often not generally liked among peers and often acts like they are extremely cool even though they are the complete opposite.
by mykill ranahin May 6, 2019
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