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hairy watch

An undesired gift from an undesirable person, especially in the form of regifting.
Alisa looked with extreme displeasure at the clearly regifted item. "Oh GOD, can you believe this hairy watch she's trying to pass off on me?" as she dropped it in the trash.
by Alex FromDownstairs November 6, 2013
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winding the watch

A pseudonym for male / female masturbation.
Refers to mechanical watches that are wound though natural motions of the wrist.
where's Jon?
He's winding the watch...
where?
in the mens room...
OIC...
by tackonator May 29, 2012
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Christie-watched

Knowing the entire plot and details of a show or a movie but only from hearing about it on social media and watching clips on tik tok
Have you seen that movie? Kinda. I Christie-watched it while doing homework.
by Asdfghkl_noah March 27, 2024
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Phantom Watch Syndrome

The feeling of wearing a watch despite not actually wearing it, this can come from being used to wearing watches. Not harmful in the slightest, just weird.
Ayo I feel something on my wrist?
There’s nothing there.
Ah, Phantom Watch Syndrome.
Jimmy I told you to stop using retarded definitions on urban dictionary.
by Keklord Supreme December 27, 2022
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Hire handicaps and watch them work

When your working on the jobsite, and your boss says “hire handicaps and watch them work” probably means your being a professional dumbass, and can’t do a simple task properly.
Hey jerry, can you help me cut down this tree? “Sure, I’ll grab the clippers!” (Boss) “hire handicaps and watch them work.”
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Hoe Watch

When you go somewhere just to look at the thiccest bitches.
I went to the mall yesterday to hoe watch and I saw some juicy ass but I didn't tap.
by LilFranny May 8, 2018
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Watching the Chicken Run

Making out with the risk of getting caught; ever so carefully listening for even the slightest sound that may be another person that may walk in on the action, in order to keep make out sessions secret.
Guy1: Dude, i heard you went over to that really hot chick from chemistry class' house last night to watch a movie, how did it go?

Guy2: Yea we were lying next to each-other on the couch and she was looking foiiiine!, then one thing led to another and we had a full fledged make-out sesh, I didn;t get the full enjoyment I wanted from it though because her parents were coming home soon after we started so i had to keep Watching the Chicken Run
by Rubiks Juggler September 3, 2010
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