Kinky Wagon

A sex act consisting of two or more bearded men engaging in rear-entry penetration in or on an early 1990s Chevrolet Caprice station wagon.

Jose: I’m looking to spice up our sec life, mi amor.

Andy: Guess who just bought a Chevy Caprice wagon!

Together in unison: KINKY WAGON!!

Andy: Oof, that hurts, but I like it.

Caprice Wagon: Toot toot!

by Wagon enthusiast March 3, 2022

Paddy Wagon Points

A scoring system for how attractive one's physique is.

Damn that paddy wagon is fine as hell, I rate it 8 paddy wagon points

by Paddy Wagon Don't Play December 28, 2021

cripple wagon

A slang term for the mobility scooter. The term is defined due its most popular user... the cripple, and the phenomenal speeds it can come out with makes it comparable to that of a wagon.

In the late hours of the day, the male OAPs where revving their cripple wagons to try and impress the grannies on their way to bingo.

by zuma revenge November 6, 2011

Wagon

The thickest, fattest, dump truck ass.

Them: hey did you see Josh?
You: yeah he has a big ol' wagon. He needs a license for that thing.

by Dallon Weekes is too fine May 19, 2022

wagon of cunts

a made up name for someone you hate but still funny

glenn peake is a wagon of cunts

by nipplelicker101 May 24, 2011

Chindle Wagon

A quick, informal and short chat between two mates.

Hey mate, do you have time for a quick chindle wagon about last night?

by Kenbagger December 21, 2023

Cuntestoga Wagon

The wagon full of Karens you encounter on the wagon train to your friend's mom

I hit the Cuntestoga Wagon when I was in line running a train on Carl's mom last night

by Fally_F December 16, 2024