Twitter

funniest shit ever

why is twitter free? fuck you thats why

by add u/ADWR46290 on reddit April 08, 2022

Twitter

A Place where any type of opinion is automatically offensive and if anyone notices your comment, You're done for.

Random twitter user: I prefer McDonalds instead of burger king

Other Twitter user: OMG THIS PERSON LIKES MCDONALDS!?!?!?11?!?//

Everyone: !!!

by Yeeetur November 01, 2020

Twitter

A place where any type of opinion is considered 'Controversial', No matter how small or big it is.

Random Twitter user: I just think McDonalds is better than burger king

Everyone: WTF EWWW YOU LIKE MCDONALDS??? YOU'RE GROSS!1!!

by Yeeetur November 01, 2020

twitter

where your opinion does not matter

person 1:hey i think we sho-
person 2:SHUT THE FUCK UP THIS IS TWITTER YOU DON'T GET AN OPINION

by figg12 February 21, 2023

Twitter

Twitter is a blogging app meant to be bullshit,

it also causes insomnia.

Twitter is ruining my life.

by CaligulasAquarium July 05, 2015

Twitter

A battleground between racists who hate black people and racists who hate white people and they're all somehow gay.

Person A: hey, have you been on Twitter lately?
Person B: Yeah I saw someone saying hitler was just misunderstood and another person saying all white people should be castrated and hanged.

by tubershooter313 December 17, 2024

Twitter

A place that i can't fucking ignore at night, all the fucking notifications, god help me.

Twitter is fucking killing me, send help, i need therapy.

by Swervzy September 24, 2019