Green Church

Slang for Bunnings Warehouse, an Australian hardware store chain.

You got any cable ties?

Nah, might have to duck down the Green Church. Need a new screwdriver anyway.

by Pauline54 July 20, 2022

Church of Charlie

Where Charlie’s Angels come to think, pray, and ask for forgiveness from the Charlie god.

I’m gonna go to the Church of Charlie so that badass is forgiven

by The Church of Charlie July 24, 2022

wank in church

The act of masturbating in a church or any other religious setting.

What did you do this weekend?
I had a wank in church.
Ok...
Yeah, the priest wasn't too happy but he saw a choir boy and did the same.

by Baconwound August 9, 2022

church lady kool-aid

Origin: Lutheran

CHERRY (and only cherry) Kool-aid mix WITH the sugar AND 1-1.5 more cups of sugar added. Often paired with Oreos.... and then Dodgeball. #PraiseJesus

You don't need alcohol or drugs, you will be flying high enough on church lady kool-aid.

by kisserT September 4, 2022

The Syriac Orthodox Church.

The true apostolic church founded by our Lord and our God Jesus Christ.

I am a staunch member of the Syriac Orthodox Church.

by Dr. Dictionary. November 22, 2022

Church of Fortnite

A group of stupid people on YouTube that likes to do dumb bullshit and are also obsessed with Fortnite

"Yes I'm a part of Church of Fortnite, how can you tell" 🤓

by Justoons November 22, 2022

church

somewhere you need to go

Person A) i love watching videos of big men's oily feet

Person B) you need to go to church

by shvlbssym December 1, 2022