a fly thing 

When some dumb shit can't remember what a fly is called. They've just said it but they're not quite sure if it's correct.

Ben -OMG my mum just killed a fly thing with an electric bat thing

a fly thing by Bethisabossassbitch September 24, 2015

a pissin thing 

Not going to do anything

I am not going to do a pissin thing at work tonight.

a pissin thing by Doedee April 22, 2016

dick wiping thing 

When you're doing anal and you notice you have a little shit on your dick and rather than get a towel, you just wipe it off on a cheek and sick back in like the beast you are underneath.

"Man last night me and shelly were doin butt stuff and i noticed i had shit on my dick, so i did that dick wiping thing and stuck it back in dry."

dick wiping thing by jjbrack77 April 23, 2016

A Guys Thing

An activity only understood, experienced, or done by males, something that appeals only to men.

"Stop talking about cars, thats such a guys thing"

A Guys Thing by DifferentDead December 1, 2016

do a guy thing 

To jack off, masturbate.

Stacy: What are you doing tonight?

Mark: I think I'm going to do a guy thing.

do a guy thing by bookworm001 December 23, 2016

Looking for a sensible thing to vote for on the Urban Dictionary voting page 

What you are doing right now.
Just to warn you, it's practically impossible.

Looking for a sensible thing to vote for on the Urban Dictionary voting page is almost impossible.

Looking for a sensible thing to vote for on the Urban Dictionary voting page by MinecraftVlogMV April 11, 2017

Looking for a sensible thing to vote for on the Urban Dictionary voting page 

What you are doing right now.
Just to warn you, it's practically impossible.

Looking for a sensible thing to vote for on the Urban Dictionary voting page is almost impossible.

Looking for a sensible thing to vote for on the Urban Dictionary voting page by MinecraftVlogMV April 11, 2017