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blind driver

When a person is driving a vehicle and has so many distractions or just doesn't care, blattenly cuts people off, runs red lights, drive the wrong way of a one way street, ect.....
During rush hour traffic I saw at least three blind drivers run a red light at the crosswalk by the court house
by Plumbcrazy420 July 24, 2015
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Screw-you Driver

Someone who pulls out in front of you, then proceeds to drive 5 miles under the speed limit
this dumbass pulled out in front of me on my way to work today. I shouted “screw-you driver” at the top of my lungs .
by billy baby 333 January 29, 2021
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Bus Driver

Dumping a load in somebody’s ass. They’re now transporting an ass load of kids.
Man, last night I turned my girl over and finished in her ass. Turned her into a bus driver!
by Navydoc23 January 24, 2025
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Bus Drivers' Rules

When somebody enforces rules that nobody has heard of until now.
In the winte of '62, I moved from the corner of Lake and 30th streets to get in out of the -31 degree cold. I came out of the laundromat that provided a modicum of relief from the wind and cold to catch the Minneapolis City Bus. The driver stopped but said I couldn't use my transfer, because I wasn't being picked up at the CORNER OF 30TH AND LAKE STREET. I paid the fair with a grumble, saying "This sounds like Bus Drivers' rules, 'You Make Them Up As You Drive Along.'" There was some murmuring of agreement from the other passengers. He didn't throw me out into the Minus 31 degree night.
by Past Pedestrian September 6, 2009
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driver side ankle scratch

the act of oral sex while the receiver is driving, AKA "road head", also a convenient excuse for authorities who may catch said parties in the act.
Dude, the other night my girlfriend gave me a driver side ankle scratch...I almost ran off the road.
by cablife November 2, 2011
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Uber Driver Whore

On the Uber driver App, one can spread their "legs" for every option. I can do Uber Pet, Uber Connect, Uber Eats, Uber X Uber XL and in being a Uber driver whore, I can select the "Automatically select" option in the app to continuously be doing a task, never stopping to eat or pee.
Hey man, I've decided to be and Uber driver whore today, I'm not turning down any opportunity to make money and I wanna run all types of trips.
by Twitterisntasfun May 26, 2022
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Calm driver

1. P1 in qualifications

2. All eyes on the light at the start

3. Having the pace and leaving no space in the inside

2. Fighting for positions making tight turns to keep pole position

3. Always reading the situation in front of you

4. Always having your dad watching, never losing control, realizing all or nothing expectations
I had a really good start, there was a lot of cars in front of me, I didn’t let my emotions get the best of me. Commenter: Crossing the checkered flag, who will stand up in this calm driver at the next race?
by championship-know-who May 29, 2025
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