Ignorance Tube

The tube in the neck where assholes spew an overwhelming amount of ignorance, can also be the place that people shove food into known as the Nutrient Chute

I cant listen to john when he's spewing bullshit out of his Ignorance tube

by Genderlessbork April 21, 2018

Tube Envy

Youtubers or fans are jealous and envious of other youtube channels, content, and stats.

Kylie Jenner looks at everyone's makeup channels on Youtube. She always gets tube envy.

by Sweet As Gold May 3, 2018

cougar tube

A cougar tube is the dick of a man that is 10 years younger than a specific woman that is 40 and over.

I met this woman at a club and realized all she wanted was my cougar tube.

by Leftcoast3333 September 6, 2016

Tube bladder

When you travel on the London underground and need to take a piss, knowing full well you can't get off until your stop

*8 stops to go*

Mate I've got tube bladder I might have to get off early maybe at Camden to take a slash

by Manchatlads January 22, 2021

Steak de la tube

A fine French cuisine involving a mans penis and white sauce, prefect for the ladies.

She ordered the “Steak de la tube” last night and came along a mistake known as my daughter.

by meat beat mania man August 30, 2020

butt tubing

Where two people put a tube in each other butts and fart. Sharing each other farts.

Yo me and my boyfriend bought this tube at Home Depot and then went out for Mexican and later we were butt tubing

by Fart master flash November 29, 2013

Tube

A television.

Time to sit and watch the tube?

by Ruth Kostur December 20, 2019